The Truth About Men
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There's a great country song, The Truth About Men, by Tracy Byrd from the album of the same name that says it better than the Wize Old Man can. Every woman, wife, girlfriend, mother, who loves a man should buy, listen to, memorize, and take to heart the four lines:
It don't matter what line we hand you,
When we come draggin' in.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
Honey, no matter what you think, your man ain't no different. No matter what he tells you, he does like looking at other women. It don't mean anything other than he enjoys looking. (He watches NFL football on Sunday but that doesn't mean he wants to play with the Green Bay Packers!) So, why does he tell you he doesn't want to go? Simple, he cares for you and doesn't want to hurt your feeling. Also, he doesn't want you telling him he's wrong to enjoy hanging out with his friends, having a few beers, and enjoying the eye candy.
If he wants to go to a strip club and, trust me, he does, let him go and not have to lie about it. The dancers don't have anything you ain't got so what's the big deal. Heck, you might even let him touch your tits and he ain't getting that in no club! Besides, if he wants to go, he's gonna go and simply not tell you or lie about it. Sorry, it's in the genes. It's the way we are. Love us and stop trying to change us. Oh, yeah, you've thinking that female "I don't want him looking at another women and coming home horny" bull shit. Had you rather he come home and not be horny?
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Lyrics:
We don't like to go out shoppin',
We don't care what's on sale.
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips,
Watchin' the NFL.
When you come over at half-time,
An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight?"
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie,
An say: "Uh, uh: Looks just right."
Well, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf on our days off,
Scratch, an' spit, an cuss.
It don't matter what line we hand you,
When we come draggin' in.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias".
We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4".
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools,
At the Home Depot store.
We don't really wanna take you to dinner,
At some fancy restaurant.
The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to,
The one thing that we all want.
Well, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about guys.
We'd rather play guitars and work on cars,
Than work on the problems in our lives.
An' though we might say it to you,
Every now and then,
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin',
It's nothing too complex.
It's just somethin' cold for drinkin',
And a whole lot of s-e......
Yes, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost,
Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff.
It don't matter what line we hand you,
When we come a-crawlin' in.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen;
Sure, it's gonna happen;
You know it's gonna happen again.
An' that's the truth about men.
You know it, son.
A reader replied:
omg how can I not agree. While I am not the cutest thing in the club I am the one he is gonna go home with. At first he was really nervous about me being there. Once he relaxed a bit and started having fun so did I. Now days I normally get the dances. I haven't figured it out yet but for some reason we can both get a dance from the same girl and mine will always be twice as good. It is almost as though the girls trust me not to do anything stupid. And after a night out he is always rip rarin' and ready to go. *smile* Ohh and as a commit to another section in here. Clubs normally set up shop in higher crime areas. It is about the only place they can get a permit. I mean could you imagine someone trying to open a strip club in a nice area. He he never seen it? It wouldn't be easy trust me. And as for the thing that it raises the prostitution in the area. Um ok just what is prostitution in your book. In some of the clubs I have been in it is considered prostitution to take off their shoes!!!!!
Love,
-- PW
Showing the feet considered prostitution. Dang, that's harsh.-- WOM.
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